Movie reviews: Nightmare on Elm street

I'm a sneaker head to the extreme and Movies are a part of the culture. So here at kixionary we will be giving you the heads up to Dope and Bullsh@t movies. We rate movies on a scale from 1 to 5 and todays movie is a solid 1. This new remake is as lovely as a pair of Nike Fusions. Nightmare on Elm street was as good as Jason X. The acting was horrible with an exclamation on Horrible! The producer apparently used all the throw away ideas Wes Craven didn't use in his original making of a Nightmare on Elm street. Movie remakes this year have me missing the old school originals and definitely supporting the boot-legman. A nightmare on Elm street gets a 1 out of 5 for not being remotely scary,really horrible acting, and the wack ass Freddy they came up with to replace the original played by Robert Englund. In the remake Krueger is now portrayed by Jackie Earle Haley. This movie just all around really sucked. If you want to donate money go right ahead. Below we have a look at the Nike SB Freddy Krueger's which should ease the pain of this wack movie.